sweet kicks, new whips, and hockey sticks..

i don't mean to brag but i feel like i really have the whole package going on. i'm functional, yet practical. adorable, yet durable. from the start i've been comfortable because i don't have laces. i like my pink sole and edging. it gives me a little flare that everyone loves. the poka dots are just the icing on top. but let's not forget my crown. 

i've been through a lot with my owner. (i wish she would stop leaving me in the garage and just wash me once for god's sake, but that's not the point i suppose...) the second or third time my owner wore me out was to a pickup hockey game. she was on defense and scraping my sole all over the pavement. that was not something i really enjoy but whatever. i suppose that's what you get for being made a functional shoe.

this other time, my owner and her friends were driving down to the beach for the day. we were driving down the highway and she had her feet kicked up out the window when i fell off her foot! THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP. finally i rolled over to the emergency lane and wondered if she was going to come back for me or not. well her being her, she made her friends pop a u-turn and come back for me. that was unpleasant. 

if i recall correctly, she bought me about 4 or 5 years ago. i wonder how much longer she plans to keep me around. she hasn't worn me in quite some time and i've seen the others pass by. her favorite black uggs, even thought they are, in fact, really ugly.. her tall black boots she wears when going out. the duck taped etnies (him and i get along well. he's one of the nicer shoes she owns; the rest are kind of jerks.) i'm sure if i still fit her, she'll wear me eventually. 

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In reference to #2 on this site: http://www.friesian.com/valley/dilemmas.htm.

If that were me, I think i would have chosen to pull the chair. Although it's horrible and sad, the rationality is

that if I wasn't the one to pull the chair, the guard would have done it then killed another innocent person because

of my actions. It's a terrible thing and as sad as it is, it's the right thing to do. No matter what the son would have died.

At least his death wouldn't have caused another person their life. As a father, I can't even imagine what it must have

been like to have to do that to your own son. But I wouldn't want my actions to take someone else's life. Rationally,

one person dying is better than two people dying. The chances of me being able to understand the pain of a father

killing his own son is slim. But in this situation there is I think there is technically a right and wrong thing to do.